Screw Perfection

17 years old

Taken by Jackie Pariona <3 4.8.14


My survival consists of: Music, Sleep, Food Drugs, Booze, Girls, Tits,Pussy&Ass, Sex, Tattoos, Piercings


Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.



those nerds in high school who run like this


in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school